Lobster And Tacos
Diversions, aversions, celebrations and rants
Friday, November 30, 2012
How politics is screwing up BBQ
Friday, September 4, 2009
Tastes like chicken?
Monday, June 22, 2009
Back Quackin
After my hiatus in Europe (with lots of eating and drinking, but no cooking to speak of), its back stateside and back to at least an occasional update.
My first venture back in the kitchen: smoked peking style duck, with a chicken on the side. I've had mixed experiences with how much edible duck you can actually get from a duck, even a big 6 pounder like this one. Plus Simone refuses - on grounds of general cuteness - to eat duck. So I figured tossing a chicken in the smoker would provide both food for the squirt and a hedge on the duck.
This turned out to be nothing less than a stroke of brilliance. Smoking is a fabulous way to cook duck, since the long slow heat both renders out lots of fat and infuses the fat that's left with fabulous smokey goodness. And what happens to that tasty fat when it renders out of the duck? Usually, not much. However, put a chicken on the rack underneath the duck, and Voila! The chicken gets constantly basted with a delicious stream of smokey duck fat. The end result: the moistest chicken I've ever cooked, even though I smoked it past the temperature I prefer to because of the squirts general aversion to pinkish chicken meat.
Sunday, April 13, 2008
The Great Cheesesteak Debate
Item 1: the Philly cheesesteak. This is an interesting one because quality ingredients are anathema - authenticity apparently demands cheap cuts of beef and Cheese Whiz. And there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot of potential variation in the cooking process. Whatever. The debate in Philly about where to get the best is heated, and lines form around the block of the most popular purveyors – the most renowned of which are Pats and Genos. Now, as you’ll often find with places that become icons, many critical locals deride both of them as tourist traps. However, that’s part of the point here. If I lived in Philly I’d immediately embark on a quest for the best – but as a tourist searching for authenticity these seemed like the must-try places. And, conveniently located across the block from each other, they’re perfect for a taste-off.
At 5:30 on a Saturday afternoon, both had fair sized but not terribly daunting lines. Pats line seemed shorter, but the wait ended up far longer. The Geno’s sandwich ordered wiz wit came just that way, cheese whiz and onions. At Pats apparently mushrooms are also an option (my wife did the ordering there) and that one came with whiz, mushrooms and onions.
The Geno’s sandwich came on a soft roll with no real texture to the crust but a nice taste to the bread and interesting overall soft but chewy texture. The Pats roll had a relatively firm crust and with an airy interior, and was devoid of taste. Sort of like Styrofoam with a thin layer of cardboard on top.
The meat in the Geno’s sandwich was quite tender. No knives were available to slice the thing in two for taste testing, but between the plastic fork and pulling it apart it was doable. The meat in the Pats sandwich was tough and elastic. While the bread separated easily, the plastic fork was no match for the rubbery meat which was also impervious to separation by pulling. I honestly don’t know what texture you’re striving for in a perfect authentic cheesesteak but I doubt it’s akin to rubber Kevlar which is what the Pats steak was like.
Taste-wise, I don’ know if or how they season the meat at Genos, but it tasted wonderfully beefy and well-seasoned, if not by application of spices than by contact with the grill. The Pats beef was stunningly devoid of taste – nothing more than a tough vehicle for the whiz, onions and mushrooms; somehow the veggies were also relatively tasteless, unlike the Geno’s onions which were wonderfully sweet and rich without any burnt notes that you can get when frying onions.
The verdict? No contest. While it’s a greasy nutritional nightmare made with crap ingredients, the Geno’s sandwich made it easy to see why locals wax poetic about Philly cheesesteaks and line up for a block to get one after a night of drinking – while I was stone sober, I know I’d love one of these things at 2AM. The Pats sandwich, on the other hand, was so lame it was like a play for the AMA or Self magazine - no reason to risk cardiac arrest or sacrifice your diet because a plate of salted tofu and lettuce would be every bit as tasty.
Friday, January 4, 2008
49 years ago: 1st spaceship orbits the sun
Given the draconian regime at the time I’d imagine mission control was a pretty dire place when Luna 1 went awry. No doubt more than a couple engineers were assigned exciting new careers in
Having spent some time in
A Ukrainian friend swears cod livers are the perfect nibble between shots of vodka to keep you standing longer and prevent hangovers. Cod livers come in a little can that looks like a cat food can. Once you open it, you find the stuff inside looks and smells a lot like cat food too. Only worse. I had no desire to validate his contention, but one time a friend popped one of the nickel sized livers in my open mouth mid-sentence. It was what I imagine cat food tastes like. Only worse
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Recipe for a Recession
- Issue scads of low-interest variable rate mortgages to people who could barely afford them
- Raise interest rates to burst the housing bubble and drive housing prices down thus rendering said mortgages simultaneously unaffordable and un-refinancable
- Nearly double the price of oil and gas, jacking up the basic cost of daily living and the price of everything you buy including food.
- Create a frenzy to produce ethanol from corn, rocketing up the price of the one item that pretty much our entire food chain is based on.
- Set timer, sit back and wait.
That's an easy recipe for a recession. Now that its here, lets look at some recipes that are great to make in a recession (in other words, cheap).
Fusion Hummus
You can buy a small tub of hummus in the grocery store for $3. Or you can make 3x as much for about $1.50, and it'll be better. Hummus is great stuff. Its relatively healthy, cheap, and can be made in 5 minutes from pantry ingredients so you don't have to make a special shopping trip. Basic hummus is just chickpeas, olive oil, garlic and lemon juice whizzed up in a processor. It's much better with tahini (sesame seed paste) added, but tahini's not a pantry item for most people. IMHO hummus is better using a pantry staple: peanut butter. With that, a dash of sesame oil, and fermented black beans, you get the basic hummus flavor but with a mysterious (unless you know whats in it) and fabulous added flavor note that makes it addictively good and a more versatile complement to non-Mediterranean dishes including Asian, Southwest, BBQ, and others.
3 cups chickpeas (2 washed cans, or use reconstituted dried beans)
3 cloves garlic
3 TBSP peanut butter
2 TBSP olive oil
2 TSP sesame oil
1 1/2 TBSP fermented black beans
3/4 TSP salt
Juice from one large lemon, divided in half
Whiz the ingredients in a processor with half the lemon juice in a processor. Taste. The amount of lemon is really a matter of taste; add more lemon juice (and salt) as needed. That's it.
This makes a big 2+ cup batch which will keep weeks in the fridge. Its no problem to halve it, but if you serve it to a crowd you might be surprised at how much they eat. It's really good, much more so that run of the mill hummus.
All the ususal dip uses plus a great sandwich condiment with veggies or smoked turkey'; add chopped up chicken and sweet onion for an awesome and healthier chicken salad; or spread on top of a salmon fillet and broil.